Marriage Proof Is Spawned

Ahh, what a lovely way to start the post, a skunk... Eating their flowers?
Tell me that makes any sense at all, I dare you.



I don't like this glitch I have with custom beds, Sims can't get under covers any more.
Alex looks cold D:



Hooray! Alex has finally fallen in love with his future wife, Allyn.
At least he has. Not sure what her problem is but she couldn't fall in love until much later.
Oh well.



What a nice couple!
Alex, don't even think about puttin' any moves on her, she's been very grumpy about that in the past.
Alex: -autonomous make out attempt-
Allyn: -push away-
SHOT DOWN!!!



Really? Stupid Garden Club Sims.
Speaking of which, I've noticed that the Garden Club seems to be the only population of the 'hood, so I may have to cheat and generate new townies... Not sure why that happened.



Rejection. Should be sad? Awesome picture though.
Alex seems to have tried to mack on Allyn again, he got shot down by her clever use of, that's right, WEATHER!
Ooh, she's a crafty one!
He's way too smiley to have that memory token floating above his head.



But here's one attempt she won't turn down!
Sim Alex: Allyn, I want to grow old with you...
Me: -cough-
Alex: I want us to be wrinkly old retirees...
Me: -COUGH-
Alex: Fine, I wanna get married so we can reproduce and make the first link in the chain! Happy, O evil overlord?
Me: Very.
Allyn: Oh, how sweet! How could I say no?



Well, since neither of the couple is in a particularly profitable job, why not open a venue home business?
Not sure why these Sims are so willing to pay 20 Simoleons an hour to wander around their lot but whatever, who am I to judge? :D



Erm, Alex, whatcha doing?
Alex: Painting a perfect replica of The Girl With A Pearl Earring with Tiffany Zarubin as my model.
Well she's not exactly... “model material”.
Alex: DON'T JUDGE!



Hooray for party-less marriages!



Baby bump!
This challenge is coming along quite nicely so far!



Pregnant Sims + Meditation = Magical!



See, magical! It made the baby come right on schedule!



Aww, Allyn gave birth to a little girl. I decided to name her Sophie :)



This shot is just weird. Outerwear and PJ tickling?



This is why home businesses can be super bothersome.
Alex: I was just trying to make some dinner when this crazy old man came over complaining that the Bubble Blower was full when the stove burst into flames!
Psychotic customers.



Nanny at a poker table?
Oh yeah. That's worth her fee. -roll eyes-
Back to work, childcare wench!
-crack whip-



Allyn, looking slightly cross-eyed, is ready to help Sophie age up!
Allyn: Happy birthday, revoltingly smelling little baby!
Wow, that's maternal...



Of course. Of the course the nanny chooses now to start doing her job, right when I need her out of the way. When we need her to care for the child? Nowhere to be seen unless you checked the treadmill.
Now she gets the urge to scrub. Accursed hag.



Alex: Eek, please tell me that face is just expression and not what she really looks like...
Not very paternal, but I must say that I agree.


Well, that will just about wrap up this post, so until next time, farewell and happy Simming!